Did you go today, my friend?

shat as therapy for a generationally horrible day and an uncertain future. It honestly works. This was #8

@fedor To more horrible and wonderful days!

@fedor this isn't healthy man

@Chumchulum My tummy feels bad some times

@fedor Next month (because I am invested in your constipation this month) please combine a diet rich in fruit, vegetables and unprocessed grain with strength training and regular walks. Constipated people tend not to want to overcome the initial discomfort of pooing more than "necessary", but it will begin to feel like a liberation. Think of it like you are doing a tax return on your metabolism.

@Chumchulum I am aiming to never shit again

I shared it on a previous market, but this now seems more on point to the conversation than ever. https://youtu.be/iJapR04kM38?si=UZSkD6qSFrs-l8fh

I’ve shat another

WTF

did one today

#4 has arrived

At this rate I’m only gonna poop like 10 times

@fedor still at 3

Poop #3: Dropped

Just eat plenty of veggies, gotta get that fiber

How is possible to poop only 12 times in a month??? That seems insane you should see a doctor

@Rachell I am not well

@fedor drop any turds today?

What’s your average firmness on the Bristol Stool scale?

Photographic evidence welcome with all future updates btw

@snazzlePop generally 2 or 3 but I’ve been having some 6s

@fedor please do not send any photographic evidence

Dropped another deuce , diarrhea again but it was that type of diarrhea that’s kinda enjoyable

It has come to my attention that September is only 30 days. This might influence your vote

@fedor in my calendar, every month has 30 days. give a day take a day.

@EspenJohannesen February isn't a real month?