"Thiel and Co moving the chess pieces before our very eyes. The back room conversations could only of course come to this conclusion: JD Vance must leave his godless not-white wife and enter into a marriage of power and prestige with the newly widowed Erica Kirk."

(I don't think this is likely, but I just added the option so people can bet on it.)

https://x.com/jakebrodes/status/1984305125792379235

@JeremiahEngland See also https://x.com/shannonrwatts/status/1984030901765116304

@JeremiahEngland He is a convert to catholicism, they tend to be stricter than those born into the religion. Divorcing would be a very high barrier to surmount. I urge people to buy Vance as an option down.

The "never remarries" option is a steal. Who would want to be saddled with raising Charlie Kirk's kids? Plus, she's fake hot and wears an implement of torture around her neck (for some reason).